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What do you call a whale with a cold?
Moby Sick
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I’ve been home for half an hour, and this is the first time I’ve sat down.
To be honest, I think these people have mistaken me for a pro who can do eight things at once.
Like some sort of octopus Cinderella.
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the worst decision humanity ever made was letting me near history
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HE HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE FOREVER HE IS MY SNARKY TEDDY BEAR
TODAY I WAS WATCHING “THE CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER” WHERE WE MEET CRAZY!MCCOY
HIS ACTING WAS BRILLIANT IN THAT EPISODE
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Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.
Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their Commander in Chief. The man next to them is the Prime Minister of Hungary. It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there. This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect. To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM. The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.
Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.
pls.

also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.
But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.
OP postin’ some Fox news Facebook level shit.
I would also like to remind you guys that one of our presidents DIED AFTER THEIR INAUGURAL SPEECH BECAUSE HE STOOD OUT IN THE RAIN AND GOT PNEUMONIA.
I knew someone was going to bring up Ol’ Harrison sooner or later
Poor dude
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via Modded Carbine with 9,752 notes
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I just love McCoy from Star Trek: The Original Series

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“Mom, dad….I’m a bagel.”
“Oh no, son, you’re not really a bagel, you’re just confused. You’ll find a nice croissant one day and settle down.”
“Yeah, the Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and cream cheese.”
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I’ll admit it. I thought the first picture was possibly Abraham Lincoln.
And I wept at this thought.
It DOES look like him!
But….why would someone draw him burning?
Posted on May 21, 2013 via The Art Of Animation with 4,680 notes
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ohhh-brave-new-world replied to your post: Have you ever thought that historical fiction…
The Founding Brothers basically IS fan fiction.
I guess I’m adding that to my reading list :)
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williamdavie replied to your post: Have you ever thought that historical fiction…
yes please write some smutty lincoln/seward fiction :D
Oh my god Claire
You know what maybe I should write something